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Carrie Wittmer is a writer, editor, and mirror selfie taker based in Brooklyn just trying to survive in this economy. She writes about film, television, fashion, celebrity, culture, beauty, and works as the senior features editor for L’Officiel.

Carrie’s work has been published in GQ, Time, i-d, W Magazine, The Cut, Vulture, Glamour, L’Officiel, CULTURED, InStyle, PAPER, Harper’s Bazaar, The Ringer, Men’s Health, Elle, Bustle, Uproxx, The New York Times, The New Yorker, Consequence of Sound, Business Insider, and more. Omg impressive!

Her first book, NEW EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS: SATIRICAL FANTASIES OF LOVE, LUST, AND EQUAL PAY, was published by Plume Books, an imprint of Penguin Random House in the U.S. (and Sceptre in the UK) in November 2018.

Lit agent: Susan Raihofer, David Black Agency.

Welcome to my website.
— Carrie Wittmer, 2023