Carrie is wore this leather jacket on a 90 degree June day, to keep her brand STRONG.

Carrie is wore this leather jacket on a 90 degree June day, to keep her brand STRONG.

About

Carrie Wittmer is a Brooklyn-based comedy writer, entertainment writer, (Rotten Tomatoes approved!) critic, and author.

Carrie’s been published in Vulture, Harper’s Bazaar, McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, Business Insider, and Refinery 29.

Carrie edits The Belladonna, a comedy and satire site by women (for everyone) that she co-founded in 2017.

Her first book, NEW EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS: SATIRICAL FANTASIES OF LOVE, LUST, AND EQUAL PAY, co-written with Caitlin Kunkel, Brooke Preston, and Fiona Taylor, was published by Plume Books, an imprint of Penguin Random House in the US, and by Sceptre in the UK in November 2018.

Lit agent: Susan Raihofer, David Black Agency.

Welcome to my website. I am way more exciting than this in real life.
— Carrie Wittmer, 2018