Carrie is wore this leather jacket on a 90 degree June day, to keep her brand STRONG.

Carrie is wore this leather jacket on a 90 degree June day, to keep her brand STRONG.

About

Carrie Wittmer is a Brooklyn-based comedy writer, journalist, (Rotten Tomatoes approved!) critic, and author.

Carrie’s been published in McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, Business Insider, Refinery29, Slackjaw, The Belladonna and her work for Business Insider has been syndicated on sites including The Independent. 

Carrie edits The Belladonna, a comedy and satire site by women (for everyone) that she co-founded in 2017.

Her first book, NEW EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS: SATIRICAL FANTASIES OF LOVE, LUST, AND EQUAL PAY, co-written with Caitlin Kunkel, Brooke Preston, and Fiona Taylor, was published by Plume Books, an imprint of Penguin Random House in the US, and by Sceptre in the UK in November 2018.

Lit agent: Susan Raihofer, David Black Agency.

Film/TV agent: Mary Pender, UTA.

Welcome to my website. I am way more exciting than this in real life.
— Carrie Wittmer, 2018